BREAKING: Los Angeles District Attorney Election: JACKIE LACEY & ALAN JACKSON in RUN-OFF (As Carmen "The Clown" Trutanich Is KNOCKED OUT/CAREER OVER! BACK TO PALOOKAVILLE FOR TRAGIC LOSER-TRUTANICH...LOL!)

Hey Clown-Ass BITCH, Carmen "The Bitch-Ass Clown" (Titanich) Trutanich: Did Zuma Dogg NOT warn your OLD MAN WITH SHABBY KNEE ASS THAT,  "I BROUGHT YOU INTO THIS POLITICAL WORLD, AND I AM TAKING YOU OUT, CLOWN!"

YOU ARE OUT, YOU DUMB JACKASS MUTHERFUCKER! GO VISIT YOUR SICK MOM IN THE HOSPITAL AND CRY HOW THE MEDIA NEVER GAVE YOU A FAIR SHOT, YOU HISTORIC LAUGHING STOCK -- AND BESMIRCH TO YOUR FAMILY NAME. GOOD LUCK TO NICK! HE SHOULD CHANGE HIS LAST NAME, NOW, CAUSE THE FAMILY NAME "TRUTANICH" IS TOAST!

Myself and David Berger are laughing at you Carmen.

Wanna put your hands around my throat again, LOSER?

Now SHUT THE FUCK UP, AND SIT DOWN, CLOWN! YOU ARE OVER IN THIS TOWN, BECAUSE I MADE YOU OVER, BITCH!

DENNIS P. ZINE...WAY TO GO, SCHMUCK! YOU PROVED YOURSELF TO BE A PURE BRAINLESS COWARD WITH NO HEART. HA! What did ZD tell you, ZINE, you DUMB FUCK! ("I'm only endorsing him because he's going to win, anyway." DENNIS P. ZINE TO ZUMA DOGG, WHEN I WARNED ZINE TO STAY AWAY FROM NUCH! (A prophet tried to warn a no-heart/dummy.)

YOU TOO, RIOREND, YOU SENILE BAT! You stayed in one too many elections. Now go fade away into the sunset, Mr. RICHARD "Cheat On My Dying Wife" RIORDAN!

DISTRICT ATTORNEY - 2:55 AM UPDATE

Candidate		Votes	Percent
JACKIE LACEY		203,754	31.95
ALAN JACKSON		151,050	23.69
CARMEN TRUTANICH		142,461	22.34
DANETTE E MEYERS		84,789	13.3
BOBBY GRACE		33,386	5.24
JOHN L BREAULT III		22,229	3.49

Registration	4,450,035
Precincts Reporting	4,778
Total Precincts	4,786
% Precincts Reporting	99.83

 [Trutanich may ask for a recount, depending on final percentages. But, he ain't gonna be D.A.]