Thursday, September 11, 2008

OPTIMISTIC ECONOMIC SIGN: City of Los Angeles Holds "Forclosure Counseling Fair" (HEY, It's a FAIR!!!)

[Call grandma, get the kids...come on over, it's a FAIR!!! Balloons, rides, horses, cotton candy...oh wait, what kind of fair?]


Saturday, September 13, 2008

Supported By:

  • Congressman Brad Sherman
  • California State Senator Alex Padilla
  • California Assemblyman Lloyd Levine
  • Los Angeles County Supervisor Zev Yaroslavsky
  • Los Angeles Councilman Dennis Zine
[Bring the re-call petitions! Just kidding, Dennis!]

Where: Valley Vineyard Church
6642 Reseda Blvd.
Reseda, CA 91335

[Look for the graffiti off the 101, then exit. Just kidding, Dennis!]

When: Saturday, September 13, 2008
10:00am to 1:00pm—Presentation at 10:15am

HUD certified counselors will be on hand to assist you with your housing, credit and foreclosure prevention needs.
[Sounds like something Juile, Cruise Director of "The Love Boat" would say as an entry greeting. But remember to bring a Three Stooges "Head Bonker" to "bonk" them over the head for being so reckless and tanking the U.S. economy. It's a waste to even post this on my blog, no one who needs these services can read.]
  • All counseling services are confidential and free of charge.
  • Space is limited. Please call (888) 895-2647 or
  • email us at: to reserve your space or for more information.
This message brought to you by:
Councilman Dennis P. Zine
19040 Vanowen Street
Reseda, CA 91335
(818) 756-8848

[Why isn't it brought to you by Richard AlarCON. His district is the one with the highest percentage of subprime foreclosures. And is this going to be a special event fee waiver?]